“You mind if I have one of your smokes?” Jack asked the customer on the floor. “Hell, take them all,” squeaked the man softly. Jack, noticing that the man had soiled himself, remembered his manners, and thanked him for the smokes.
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In a world full of crack, heroin, and methamphetamine addicts, it is unfathomable to me that life-saving treatment might be withheld from someone who was following doctors’ orders and smoking marijuana to manage the symptoms of their illness.
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If this is an accurate report, then now would probably be the time to invest in sunscreen with UVA, UVB, and fallout protection.
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Today's words of wisdom: When the white rabbit peaks, throw the radio in the bathtub!
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Now you can sign up for live text message updates of Jeremy Springer.com! Never again will you have to risk death and decomposure, police brutaility, or acceleration flexion-extension neck injury from the race home to catch the latest post!
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I'm disturbed that people are as concerned about P.O.'s graying head as they are. But I'm a sporting fellow. For just a moment, let's pretend there's a conspiracy.
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