Gray hair sign of impending doom!!!

OK, we get it! He’s got gray hair!

I’m disturbed that people are as concerned about P.O.’s graying head as they are. But I’m a sporting fellow. For just a moment, let’s pretend there’s a conspiracy.

I posit that Mr. Obama was as gray as a Canadian Goose looong before taking the sacred oath of the highest office of the land. I would go further, risking my own safety at the hands of spook thugs, to suggest that he chemically altered the color of his mane in a bid to HIDE the fact that he is *gulp* going grey at almost 50! How many of our other elected officials *gasp* dye their hair in an attempt to maintain a hip facade for their hip constituents? Are there Supreme Court Justices in on this charade too?! HOW HIGH DOES IT GO?! Powdered wig for me, mater.

Call Jack Bauer, we’re onto something here.

Jeremy

Tags: Barack Obama, mocking the media, Sarcasm